Letter 143: Dave might have one last way to escape the televised Leaders debates...

'Dear Dave,
I feel for you, I really do and can see you need some help. Obviously you don't want to do the TV debates and even a fool can see that all those feeble excuses from the SpAds have just made matters worse
So I have one last idea, which might work. Why not get Lynton to forge your Mum's signature on a letter like this:

                                                                                           March 2015
Dear BBC, ITV, C4 and Sky

Please would you excuse David from the TV debates as he is a sensitive boy who isn't able to defend his policies. 
     
                          Yours with best wishes,

                          Dave's Mum

Yours, etc'