Thursday, 5 March 2015
Letter 143: Dave might have one last way to escape the televised Leaders debates...
I feel for you, I really do and can see you need some help. Obviously you don't want to do the TV debates and even a fool can see that all those feeble excuses from the SpAds have just made matters worse
So I have one last idea, which might work. Why not get Lynton to forge your Mum's signature on a letter like this:
Dear BBC, ITV, C4 and Sky
Please would you excuse David from the TV debates as he is a sensitive boy who isn't able to defend his policies.
Yours with best wishes,